meet me or not, i'm out of control
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
