we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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