I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
operation have a gay friend backfired
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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