He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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