this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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