just come out here and I will go home with you...
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Randomize
