why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I think I died a long time ago.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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