I am puke
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
there is another microwave in the elevator.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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