how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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