Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
