I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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