Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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