if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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