At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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