Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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