I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I should be sponsored by Trojan
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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