How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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