Are we in a gay sports bar?
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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