dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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