is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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