Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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