so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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