For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
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