Non-Jews are for practice
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
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