I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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