Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
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