In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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