True but thats because hes a fetus.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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