he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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