best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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