is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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