I'm lost and stupid without you.
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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