question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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