hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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