I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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