apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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