Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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