i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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