My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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