I'm lost and stupid without you.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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