Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Randomize
