Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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