I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I'm having to shit out rocks
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