Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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