no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
pray to the hookup gods
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
