bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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