Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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