a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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