Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Pants are for mortals
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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