On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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