You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Rumble strips road head = magical
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Randomize
