Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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