So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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